Playoff Beard Update - Round 1

In a word, gross

In two words, no bueno

Here’s my question though, can I shave my neck and just leave a mustache? Is that allowed? Because you see those furry catepillars above my eye? Well yeah, that’s what my mustache looks like times a billion. So can I go just mustache? I need the stoolies to tell me, because I’m not going to shave my neck and then have everyone tell me I’m a jinx. You can call me a lot of things, but a jinx would cut me to the core.

PS
When I was at Midway last week the woman checking my ID said I had the most beautiful hazel eyes she has ever seen. Now I know what she was talking about.